So, has anyone been following the hoopla over the Fifty Shades of Grey film adaptation? The lead roles have been cast, as you probably know.
Be that as it may, I wish them all the best of luck.
With Scenes From Highland Fall's big release today, people have been asking me when they can expect an Abigail Phelps movie. Really? How would we go about that?
(Wow...you are looking like your dad, my friend.)
Never mind. Not even this guy can do this guy justice.
And more boyish.
But he's busy.
And not an actor.
And no doubt rolling his eyes at me as he reads this.
So you see the problem.
Having said that, never one to miss out on an enterprising opportunity, I know exactly how to make it work, and I have the big showstopping number written already.
Just kidding. Or am I??